Larry can deadlift 315 but can't assess a single vendor. He cut the security budget to buy gym equipment. This is his story. #DontBeLarry
A campaign by Verisq AI · Third-Party Risk Management w/LiveThreat™
315lb deadlift, zero vendor assessments. "If I can PR my squat, I can handle vendor compliance!"
Larry tries to "muscle through" a SOC 2 questionnaire with a 2019 spreadsheet.
Larry redirects the security budget to office gym equipment. The breach disagreed.
"If I can PR my squat, I can handle vendor compliance!"
— Larry, Episode 1"Just muscle through!"
— Larry's solution to every problem"I'll do the vendor reviews tomorrow."
— Larry, for the 47th time"Focus bands don't stop breaches. Verisq does."
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